c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

When I was little, my mom would take the eyes she cut out of the jack-o-lantern and use toothpicks to stick them in the top like ears to make me a little kittied cat. You, too, can do this. Godspeed and good luck.

Like this:

A jack-o-lantern with a cat face carved into it. The triangles that have been removed for the eye holes have been repurposed for ears.ALT

recuperationdisliker:

recuperationdisliker:

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we’re in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn’t exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

notfredj replies: I thought that this was eagles the band.ALT

prometheus 🤝️ hotel california:

  • eagles
  • stuck there

(via july-19th-club)

skelkankaos:

Okay. Reblog this and tag with a numerical response for how many of these artists you listen to. It’s stereotypical “tumblr user” music.

  1. Lemon Demon
  2. Tally Hall
  3. Death Grips
  4. Jack Stauber
  5. Mr Bungle
  6. King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard
  7. Devo
  8. Oingo Boingo
  9. Aquabats
  10. Weird Al
  11. My Chemical Romance
  12. 100gecs
  13. Talking Heads
  14. They Might Be Giants
  15. Mitski
  16. Girl In Red

(via cock-holliday)

7 roughly in that i am familiar with at least one song and i like it the only ones i listen to regularly are mitski and girl in red

penisgirlfriend:

nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can’t fix

(via july-19th-club)

c-53:

c-53:

I love when I try and interact with a really cute baby and they make it abundantly clear I have killed their energy and they hate my vibe

Baby in the cafe: BBDBBDBBBSSSSS 😊😊😊 OWL pop::!?🥹😅. Bbbbbbbbbfdft 🤣

Me: aww is the owl cake pop your favorite?

Baby in the cafe: 😐

(via wizardshark)


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