SHAME IS A DISEASE
Vamps. 25. she/her (Art of my header image by uswolves) | Raven Cycle Fanblog: the-raven-babes
Vamps. 25. she/her (Art of my header image by uswolves) | Raven Cycle Fanblog: the-raven-babes
MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????
he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..
(via egberts)
When I was little, my mom would take the eyes she cut out of the jack-o-lantern and use toothpicks to stick them in the top like ears to make me a little kittied cat. You, too, can do this. Godspeed and good luck.
Like this:
eagle: so what do you think about stigmata
prometheus: you know we’re in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn’t exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.
eagle: stigma talons in your flesh
prometheus 🤝️ hotel california:
- eagles
- stuck there
(via july-19th-club)
Favorite adderall review
You have to watch the dosage.
(via phantomqueen)
i’m so upset :/
my liege lord made his heraldic banner a fucking picrew dude i cant do this shit anymore im gonna become a highwayman or some shit
(via a-book-of-creatures)
Okay. Reblog this and tag with a numerical response for how many of these artists you listen to. It’s stereotypical “tumblr user” music.
- Lemon Demon
- Tally Hall
- Death Grips
- Jack Stauber
- Mr Bungle
- King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard
- Devo
- Oingo Boingo
- Aquabats
- Weird Al
- My Chemical Romance
- 100gecs
- Talking Heads
- They Might Be Giants
- Mitski
- Girl In Red
(via cock-holliday)
did you know only 1 in 10,000 gar are golden colored? and that i love them sosososososo much? and its my dream pet?
A gar of gold… 42 garats…
That looks like 1 carrot to me
(via smallnico)
nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can’t fix
(via july-19th-club)
literally not surprised in the slightest
yes he did
(via gilthoniel-starkindler)
As chair of the wizard council I advise that you put down the gnomeweed, ma'am. You know not its strength.
“i’m not feeling shit” one puff later and i’m rubbing my hands at the berry tart platter
Ma'am put down the lighter. Thou shouldst know that but a whiff will have your shit traipsing.
it’s fi-
(via characterlimit)
c-53:
c-53:
I love when I try and interact with a really cute baby and they make it abundantly clear I have killed their energy and they hate my vibe
Baby in the cafe: BBDBBDBBBSSSSS 😊😊😊 OWL pop::!?🥹😅. Bbbbbbbbbfdft 🤣
Me: aww is the owl cake pop your favorite?
Baby in the cafe: 😐
(via wizardshark)